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一个冷笑话
一个无神论者告诉我说,他相信神!
哈哈哈哈
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在网吧,有个十二三岁模样的小孩在玩征途,突然大叫“老爸,有人打我!”我们在场的各位诧异,心想:征途里也有人认老爸?
就在此时,网吧另一头传出一个中年男子的声音:“儿子,在哪?我来!!”网吧众人皆晕。
数分钟后,中年男子叫到:“儿子我们打不过他们,他们装备好,快跑!!”众人狂ft。
又过了一会,一位中年女子进了网吧,四处张望,然后径直走向那个男孩,拎起男孩耳朵就骂:“你不是去老师家补课了吗!?”男孩一手护着耳朵一手指向网吧另一头,呼:“爸爸也在!”其母惊讶,望去,果然!立马责问:“你不是去加班吗?”。
网吧里众人晕死n次!
其父辩解道:今天双倍经验。
其母大喜且怒曰:还好老娘请假过来看看,要不然晚上你们父子两个等级就超过我了,双倍经验也不发短信通知我?晚上回去有你好看!那个谁?哦,儿子,别怕!妈来了,妈开大号来挺你!妈就不信我们母子两个搞不死丫的!
围观者皆叹曰:有妻若此,夫复奈何;有母如此,子复何求。佩服!实在是佩服!! -
These Are My Jeans - [笑一笑,十年少]
2007-09-07
After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”
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网上到处闲逛,发现搞笑视频一个,哈哈
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